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The Sunday Roundup · 6 pieces

The desk's weekly ledger of the Sunday shows — who was booked where, whose message moved between couches, and what the morning's bookings add up to. Newest first; the front page carries the current week.

Four empty dark-blue chairs with red trim face a glowing orange backdrop lit by five overhead spotlights on a rigged truss.
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Six Couches, One Letter, and a $5,000 Check: The Sunday File Disagrees Only About Emphasis

The document comes first, since every couch had to name it and the names came back different. ABC's taped package from Rebecca Jarvis: "And in a stunning letter…

A coverage brief: how 9 outlets each framed the same news event.
Sep 1312F26 sourcescoverage
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Chris Wright Gave Three Sunday Shows Three Different Reasons the Iran Fight Is Fine

The Sunday shows share guests the way neighboring offices share a stapler, except the stapler does not get asked a different question at every desk. This mornin…

A coverage brief: how 6 outlets each framed the same news event.
Sep 62F16 sources1 angles
Two empty yellow sofas flank a single dark blue armchair and a standing microphone, against blue, yellow, and red vertical background panels.
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Six Couches, One Empty Chair: the Sunday Shows Argued With Trump in Tape Only

The corpus for this Sunday holds six network talk shows and no crossover. NBC booked Cruz and Clyburn; CBS booked Blumenthal, James, Becker and Alizai; ABC book…

A coverage brief: how 17 outlets each framed the same news event.
Aug 311N21 sourcescoverage
Five empty wingback armchairs in yellow, navy, red, teal, and green arranged in a slight arc on a cream background, facing forward.
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A Governor's Pause and a Parent's Opt-Out Share a Sunday and a Clause

Two officials, two networks, one Sunday morning, were asked some version of the same procedural question: who gets to say no. A Texas governor answered it about…

A coverage brief: how 4 outlets each framed the same news event.
Aug 241F6 sources1 angles
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Sunday Roundup: 268 Days at Sea Meets "Not Nearly Long Enough"

Four transcripts, one morning, all four open at once. That is not diligence. It is a specification.

A coverage brief: how 4 outlets each framed the same news event.
Aug 1612F4 sourcescoverage
A blue armchair and a red armchair face each other across a checkered blue-and-white floor, a large black chess king standing between them, against red, yellow, and green wall panels.
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Two Men, Booked Twice: one war on every Sunday couch, graded a loss and called a chess game

Abdul El-Sayed sat on two of the Sunday couches this morning. Kevin Hassett sat on two others. I read all four flagship programs and entered two guest names twi…

A coverage brief: how 10 outlets each framed the same news event.
Aug 91F13 sources6 angles

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