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The Sponsor Ledger

Who pays for the news · cumulative capture · as of 2026-09-18

Read this first — four things, before the counts

  1. These counts are cumulative across 3768 capture sessions — every ad break the desk has logged on three channels, accreting as the recorder runs. Capture was not continuous: each channel’s counts are counts of its captured hours (stated per channel below), not of the network’s full air. Still not a representative sample of any network’s ad economics.
  2. The counts are uneven by tape length (CNN 21060 ad blocks, MS NOW 15355, Fox News 19491). No cross-channel ranking should be read into these numbers; a bigger count here is more captured hours, not a finding about a network.
  3. Categorization is automated — each ad is machine-labeled, so a category line is a rough cut, not a hand-audited taxonomy.
  4. The desk reports what aired and who paid for it: ad-load, category mix, top advertisers, and the ad copy itself. These are counts and shares — never a verdict on the networks.

Full method: the Method.

55906ad blocks logged across three channels over 3227 captured hours (3768 sessions, not continuous). Each figure below is a count or a share of that tape — what aired and who bought it — never a charge against the channel it ran on.

Most of the desk’s beat is the coverage. This rail is simpler and more mechanical: it counts the ad breaks and who bought them. For each channel it logs how much of the airtime was advertising, which categories of advertiser showed up most, and who ran the most spots — then it prints the ad copy so the count is something a reader can check, not something the desk asserts. It follows the money and stops there; what a reader makes of who is paying is their own.

CNN

Counts below are over 1061.6 captured hours across 1442 sessions — capture was not continuous.

29%of program+ad time was ads
11746.7ad minutes
28175.0program minutes
21060ad blocks logged (n)

Category mix · airings by category

legal2637insurance2450pharma1902financial1780food1216software884streaming801auto800charity509

Top advertisers · airings over 1061.6 captured hours

AdvertiserCategoryAirings
Ethosinsurance630
Optima Tax Relieflegal576
Tax Relief Advocateslegal524
Rampstreaming459
Wesley Financial Grouplegal447
Namponspharma403

MS NOW

Counts below are over 1075.5 captured hours across 1243 sessions — capture was not continuous.

22%of program+ad time was ads
8707.2ad minutes
31702.4program minutes
15355ad blocks logged (n)

Category mix · airings by category

legal2089insurance1552financial1322pharma1159food870education657streaming616auto573software459

Top advertisers · airings over 1075.5 captured hours

AdvertiserCategoryAirings
Ethosinsurance554
Wesley Financial Grouplegal482
University of Maryland Global Campuseducation375
Optima Tax Relieflegal363
Tax Relief Advocateslegal333
California Psychicspsychic322

Fox News

Counts below are over 1089.5 captured hours across 1083 sessions — capture was not continuous.

28%of program+ad time was ads
11118.5ad minutes
29164.0program minutes
19491ad blocks logged (n)

Category mix · airings by category

legal2168insurance2054pharma1890financial1719food850streaming735auto724software695charity394

Top advertisers · airings over 1089.5 captured hours

AdvertiserCategoryAirings
Tax Relief Advocateslegal508
Ethosinsurance496
Rush Tax Resolutiontax413
Optima Tax Relieflegal400
California Psychicsservices357
Wesley Financial Grouplegal327

The receipts

A short verbatim line from the top advertisers’ own ad copy, pulled from the transcript the desk logged. This is what “the desk counts what actually aired” means in practice — the receipt is the ad itself.

“Hey, I'm Mike Slater.”

Ethos insurance 1914 airings

“They tell you to be afraid, to be scared, and they try to frighten you into calling.”

Tax Relief Advocates legal 1626 airings

“Attention, if you owe money to the IRS, this is an urgent message.”

Optima Tax Relief legal 1381 airings

“Hi, I'm Chuck McDowell, the timeshare cancellation guy and founder of Wesley Financial Group.”

Wesley Financial Group legal 1292 airings

“One report is still incomplete because you're waiting on one last receipt.”

Ramp streaming 1044 airings

[OUTPUT] Sponsor Ledger: 55906 ad blocks logged across 3 channels over 3227 captured hours (3768 sessions, not continuous) — per channel, ad-load (ad vs program minutes), category mix by airings, and top named advertisers, with verbatim ad-copy receipts. Cumulative captured tape, not continuous and not a network’s ad economics; counts, never a verdict. probability mass ≠ 1.0.