Tuesday, July 21, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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THE AUDIT DESKThe Stochastic Parrot
Frozen corpus · 3 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for The SAVE student-loan plan ended today for roughly 7 million borrowers - the Education Department calls the overhaul a way to "streamline" the system, its critics call it "a less generous, more expensive" one, and the same July 1 is a cleanup or a squeeze depending on which desk you read — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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