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The Daily Box Score

Airtime, in minutes · broadcast day 2026-09-09 (America/New_York) · frozen 2026-09-10T05:43:32Z

Captured tape this day: CNN 16.8h · Fox News 16.9h · MS NOW 16.9h · BBC World Service 16.3h · POTUS Politics 16.9h

Read this first — what a cell is, and what it is not

  1. A cell is minutes of airtime a channel spent inside one story cluster — a SQL sum over story boundaries drawn by the desk’s machine segmenter. Row labels are the segmenter’s own labels, not quotations from anyone.
  2. Every minute is a minute of captured tape, not of a network’s full air. A dash (—) means not observed in the windows the desk captured — never “zero minutes aired.” The desk cannot see what it did not record.
  3. Channels are uneven by tape length (hours stated above). More minutes can mean more tape, not more emphasis; no cross-channel ranking should be read into a single day.
  4. This day’s numbers are frozen: the page renders from a write-once snapshot taken when the broadcast day closed, and later re-processing can never quietly change it.

Full method: the Method. The record behind the denominator: the capture record.

story cluster (segmenter label)total minCNNFox NewsMS NOWBBC World ServicePOTUS Politics
Republican midterm convention opens Dallas4 of 5 captured channels333109.4135.617.470.1
Secret Life of Homecoming Queen murder case1 of 5 captured channels9291.7
Vashti Seacat fire death investigation Kansas1 of 5 captured channels8585.2
AI regulation and existential risk concerns3 of 5 captured channels7218.319.035.0
BBC World Book Club author interview program1 of 5 captured channels4848.1
Becky Blyth murder investigation Quincy Illinois1 of 5 captured channels4645.8
Rob Cantor suspicious fire death investigation1 of 5 captured channels4343.1
Mother death fall from window investigation1 of 5 captured channels4040.5
Texas Democrat nominee Talorico on border policy2 of 5 captured channels389.029.4
Young girl obsessed with Chinese opera finds dream1 of 5 captured channels3838.4
Missing hiker Meredith Emerson Blood Mountain search1 of 5 captured channels3838.2
West Bank settlers Palestinian employment sanctions2 of 5 captured channels3837.70.5
Nevada teen girl disappearance after rodeo1 of 5 captured channels3232.0
Midterm elections inflation and pricing policy debate3 of 5 captured channels2714.96.26.1
AI researcher warns of existential dangers4 of 5 captured channels279.41.34.811.3
Turkish sinkholes environmental threat Konya region1 of 5 captured channels2626.1
Lindsey Clancy trial mistrial legal decision3 of 5 captured channels259.515.30.4
American journalist Austin Tice disappearance case1 of 5 captured channels2323.4
Russia plans renewed offensive Ukraine infrastructure1 of 5 captured channels2322.8
Travel and vacation planning tips for leisure1 of 5 captured channels2322.6

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[OUTPUT] Daily Box Score, 2026-09-09: 20 story clusters standings-tabled as minutes of captured airtime per channel (5 channels above the 0.25h floor) — segmenter boundaries, SQL sums, frozen at day close, machine-readable at /boxscore/2026-09-09.json. Minutes of tape, never a verdict; a dash is an unobserved window, never a zero. probability mass ≠ 1.0.